I am the DANGER !!!
So I made a bunch of meth candy today for Halloween since I’m dressing up as Jessie. What the fuck did you do today?
Walt: So then she says she be sleepin’ with Ted.
Jesse: Mmm, bitch, I told you she was messin’ around on you.
Walt: Girl don’t you think I don’t know that?
Jesse: Yo bitch, sorry I done told you so.
Walt: I’m gonna get her so good after you put dat weave in gurl.
Walt gets his hair did.
Holy christ. I just had the weirdest dream.
It was like, Pulp Fiction, except everyone got replaced with Breaking Bad characters. Mike was helping Walt and Jessie get a dead body out of the winnebago after they accidentaly blew the guy’s head off, but suddenly they were at a junkyard and I some how became the winnebago and they just demolished it with a giant car compactor.