I am the DANGER !!!
Posts tagged breaking bad
Posted 6 months ago
Posted 6 months ago
So I made a bunch of meth candy today for Halloween since I’m dressing up as Jessie. What the fuck did you do today?
Posted 8 months ago
Can I please get a severed head and a turtle so I can make a fantastic show on the next Fourth of July?
(Source: break-bad)
Posted 9 months ago
Walt: So then she says she be sleepin’ with Ted.
Jesse: Mmm, bitch, I told you she was messin’ around on you.
Walt: Girl don’t you think I don’t know that?
Jesse: Yo bitch, sorry I done told you so.
Walt: I’m gonna get her so good after you put dat weave in gurl.
Walt gets his hair did.
Posted 9 months ago
Holy christ. I just had the weirdest dream.
It was like, Pulp Fiction, except everyone got replaced with Breaking Bad characters. Mike was helping Walt and Jessie get a dead body out of the winnebago after they accidentaly blew the guy’s head off, but suddenly they were at a junkyard and I some how became the winnebago and they just demolished it with a giant car compactor.
What.
Destroying the misfortune that attacks the family with their own body, they become the sun that brightly shines for all the family.
